Salar de Uyuni

How to describe a trip made by everyone who has visited Bolivia. Hmm.

The Salt lake is wow. It really is and no picture will show it. You need to go there, sit on the salt and have your lunch. And go toilet before, cause it’s quite tricky to pee over there.

For people interested in salt production it’s possible to go into a museum – a small room with a lady packing salt into bags.

I’ve learned a lot. Lamas poo in one spot and have a group sex (three style). Also they kill and skin lamas anywhere and are definitely not as sensitive about meat as we are (fridge? – what for, clean? – are you a princess?).

JAnyway I’m a proper tourist, so I took a 4 day trip which means I had to climb a crater. You think piece of cake, I say you have no idea what you’re talking about. First of all there’re about 5000 m over the sea level so it makes it double hard. Then you walk and walk and walk, then the path finishes and you start to climb through thousands of mini stones, which means that you slip all the time. Plus I got lost and ended up on a dangerous path, of course by myself (sorry Tomasz) and it was pretty steep and scary.

BUT when we made it I felt like i had won a New York marathon or better.

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